Tried These Just Now

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02/06/2015 at 23:14 • Filed to: None

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They aren't good.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > PS9
02/06/2015 at 23:17

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At what point did you think they'd be good?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > PatBateman
02/06/2015 at 23:18

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I didn't. I wanted them to be average, but they're not even that.


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > PS9
02/06/2015 at 23:26

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how the hell can they mess up mozzarella sticks?

they're literally breaded cheese


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > PS9
02/06/2015 at 23:27

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If my college memory serves me the Denny's ones aren't bad. Mix ranch and mustard together and you are set. My friend was a hotel restaurant management major in college and got a job managing the local Denny's, so we had a booth with plugs for computers in the back and all the sticks we could eat.


Kinja'd!!! GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > PS9
02/06/2015 at 23:32

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At what point did you think they'd be average? lolol j/k I'd pass on them on the sole fact they come with 'Salsa Sauce'


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo
02/06/2015 at 23:38

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salsa sauce : tomatoes too old/damaged to ship to stores for burgers and sandwiches


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
02/06/2015 at 23:41

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It's Crackdonalds, if they can make a rubbery cheesebooger, the can definitely fuck up mozzarella cheese, I am not entirely sure that is real cheese there using.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > PS9
02/06/2015 at 23:48

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The last non-standard thing I had at McDonalds that I thought was pretty good were their wings, but they were really pricey. I'm not exactly shocked their mozzarella sticks suck. Arby's has okay ones.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Dubblewhopper
02/06/2015 at 23:56

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It was more like a nugget of FDA approved cheese flavored food product. No way in hell it would ever end up stretching like it does in this picture, or like a real stick of cooked Mozzarella does. The breadcrumbs were more like brown-painted salt crystals.

Oh, and the Marinara? It's made with beet juice. BEET JUICE.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
02/06/2015 at 23:58

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Arby's has okay ones.

But Arbys makes them with things that were meant to be eaten by human beings.


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > PS9
02/07/2015 at 00:15

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Now introducing, McDonalds Mozzarella cheese sticks made with 100% Manatee milk! I'm loving it......


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > PS9
02/07/2015 at 00:42

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Solid point. The Arby's ones are funny, if I'm in the mood for them they're great, if not they're gross. Still better than McDonalds though.


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > PS9
02/07/2015 at 02:01

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I wanted BK's pulled pork to be average...or anything other then awful...but it as awful..On a side not, Dairy Queen's pulled pork, not that bad.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PatBateman
02/12/2015 at 16:47

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They do ok with apple pies, there is some precedent.